Politicians should have to wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can see their corporate sponsors 

                               alpha-male-my-ass.org

I started this organization during the 2000 campaign for president
  as a counter point to  "N.O.W.org"  naming 
Al (the earth has a fever) Gore  the
"Alpha Male" -  hence the  - "My Ass" !

  It has evolved as a place for me to vent against the looney left.     
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
??? -- a-m-m-a crazy or --???

                           

                                                           


                                                                     

                 
                Thought for the day.... 
                                        Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'  
                           5/10




          
                                        

  Choice, 
I'm always for Choice
--- Sooo, why not let the states make there own choice about immigration.  
  Soon the illegals will all leave the states that are arresting them and sending them back and move to the states that want them. See, Choice
 
 

                                                                                   

                                                                                                         Tolerance

 

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero.

I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

 

That is why I also propose, that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs (which would be gay) "The Turban Cowboy" and the other being a topless bar

"You Mecca Me Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and adjacent to that have an open barbeque pork rib restaurant, called something like

" Iraq o' Ribs"?

Across the street there could be a daring lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret”

with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an

Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge), its name in flashing neon lights, on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it “Morehammered"?

Then the Muslims would be allowed to show their tolerance. Problem solved.

 





                                                                      This joke was nominated for best joke of the year
.

A Russian arrives in  New York City  as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country,  giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a  free education!"
 
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."    
 The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !"   
 That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from  Middle East .  I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."   
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"  
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
 




                                                  
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